When they move out of the Parliament Hill offices reserved for Opposition politicians and their staffers, the Conservatives will leave the rooms completely empty except for the furniture and a small box of files. The small box of files will be left behind for the Liberals who will now occupy the Opposition benches.
This small box of files, I am reliably informed by my Conservative moles, will be labelled “SECRET HIDDEN AGENDA” and, once they open them up, the Liberal staffers who inherit these Conservative offices, will find all seven volumes of the Gomery Inquiry.
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